Goatmoose

Or so says the headline.

Read the original article here at Gamespot. And check out the Bioshock 2 teaser site while you’re at it. Then, cover yourself with ranch dressing and be happy with your life.

Now if only the release of the game wasn’t so far away… I’d take off my undies and dance through sunday mass if only it would come out sooner. I’m so excited for this, regardless of what’s what with it. Even if this is one of those pesky magazine April Fool’s pranks… and damn them if so. I crave real Bioshock news.