Goatmoose

As you may have heard by now, it was recently released that the ShamWow guy, aka Vince Offer, aka Vince Shlomi, was arrested in February for beating up a hooker.

Apparently he was in Miami Beach’s Setai Hotel fooling around with said hooker in his $750 hotel room. He told her he had $1,000 that was all hers if she’d sex him up, when the dear girl kissed him and wouldn’t stop biting his tongue. Naturally, he took to punching her in the face as a means of detachment. While this isn’t all that shocking, the mugshots that came out of it are – as it seems ShamWow guy has clearly aged about 25 years since the infomercial. It is truly a lol and a wtf fused into one big, fat, sweaty lolwtf.

I dare you to compare Infomercial Vince from the left with Prostitute Beater Vince from below:

How does this happen? Is stage makeup REALLY that powerful? Hot diggity, I’ve gotta get me some of that. Turns out Vince is actually almost 45 years old and hideous as sin. He also seems to be suffering from a severe case of oral herpes (I’d blame the battered whore) and wears hospital gowns out in public under fur collar jackets on the regular.

The hooker is 26 years old and named Sasha Harris. Charges ended up not being filed against either party. The cops are still trying to figure out how being an infomercial spokesperson for some yellow towels makes you enough money to spend $1750 in one night on a hooker and hotel.

I just hope he properly discarded the ShamWow he used to soak up her blood off the hotel wall. ShamPOW!

Update: What’s the only thing worse than Vince’s mugshot? The mugshot of the hooker. Take a peek at this charm school prefect.