Goatmoose

Crystal Head Vodka is a new “triple-Herkimer diamond-filtered Newfoundland deep-aquifer pure-spirit vodka” that comes in a glass head. Wtf.

It’s somewhere around $55 for a bottle of what I’ve been told tastes like gasoline. The taste is irrelevant, though, because it’s cool no matter what – it comes in a glass head. And Dan Aykroyd is their spokesperson. That’s right, Raymond Stantz is the man behind stuff. He’s been fascinated with the supernatural and symbiology all his life. You didn’t know that? Well, have no fear – he tells you all about it on the website.

Here’s the rambling introductory video from Crystal Head Vodka’s website, which is entirely too long and completely incoherent to the common mind. I’m not even sure it’s serious. In fact, I hope it isn’t… but at the same time, I have no doubt that it is.