Goatmoose

Japanese television has it all figured out.

Everyone knows that Japanese television has some of the zaniest programming in the world. This is particularly true when it comes to their game shows. They are continually coming up with more and more ideas for shows that are completely insane, but utterly brilliant for getting people to watch. You don’t need a big budget, Pat Sajak, or a large rotating wheel of any kind. In fact, it helps if you don’t…

Case in point: Whatever this show is called. The goal is to lie down on this plank and project yourself towards the giggling jiggling lady humps without actually touching them. If you get real close but don’t touch, I guess you get points or something. If you ram them, of course you win in one sense of the word, but you also receive an electric shock. You also get to prance away like a doofus. Worth it.

For real, can you think of a better premise for a game show? No, you can not.