Goatmoose

This video was on the internet nearly two years ago. Then it vanished. Now it makes its triumphant return.

It’s Titanic – edited to 2.5 minutes (an appropriate length for the film), and told by Howard Hughes, William Costigan Jr., Amsterdam Vallon and Arnie Grape. Thank you, Leonardo DiCaprio, for all your fitting quotations.

If nothing else, at least be happy that all instances of “My Heart Will Go On” have been removed. And the old lady’s weird grunt sound was retained, of course. Click below to view.

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