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Believe it or not, NPR took a break from talking about the debt ceiling! This afternoon, Steve Carell was on NPR’s Talk of the Nation, as he discussed with Neal Conan his upcoming movie, his departure from The Office, and a little bit about what goes into playing a funny character. There are a number [...]

Susan Boyle is so popular that even a caveman would have heard of her. She said she wanted to be as popular as Elaine Paige, and it took her a few days for that to happen. Who the hell is Elaine Paige? The little 46 year-old Scottish lady with the bushy eyebrows who’s never been [...]

Billy Bob has spoken out over the past year about how he hates acting and hates Hollywood. I read somewhere a while back that he said he’ll keep doing it to pay the bills, but doesn’t give half a crap about the industry – or something to that effect. Here’s the proof… This has been [...]

Kal Penn disappeared from the cast of House the other night. Now we all know why. To the left we can see our jolly President embracing Penn in a rather fancy man-hug. For those unfamiliar with fine acting, Kal Penn is known for making high-class films like the “Harold and Kumar” flicks, as well as [...]

Crystal Head Vodka is a new “triple-Herkimer diamond-filtered Newfoundland deep-aquifer pure-spirit vodka” that comes in a glass head. Wtf. It’s somewhere around $55 for a bottle of what I’ve been told tastes like gasoline. The taste is irrelevant, though, because it’s cool no matter what – it comes in a glass head. And Dan Aykroyd [...]

Sixteen hours ago I’d never heard of this little person. This seems to be because I couldn’t give a sack of skittles less about gymnastics. Today, I know all about her, as two news stories came to attention this morning. Apparently this seventeen year old 4’10″ cute thing is quite the tease, whether she wants [...]

As you may have heard by now, it was recently released that the ShamWow guy, aka Vince Offer, aka Vince Shlomi, was arrested in February for beating up a hooker. Apparently he was in Miami Beach’s Setai Hotel fooling around with said hooker in his $750 hotel room. He told her he had $1,000 that [...]

Every so often throughout the course of time, an influential figure emerges that redefines cool, and slays the babies of normalcy. These figures live on as precedent for future icons, authoring the course of what shall be. It all started with our first celebrity, Jesus. Much like Ty Pennington, Mr. Christ was born a nobody, [...]