Goatmoose

Sure, Ninja Gaiden II came out like a year ago. Better late than never… This game is a fast-moving, sword-whizzing, crazy piece of neat. Though for real, this “ninja” could take a few lessons from Rikimaru on how to actually operate like a ninja. There’s no stealth, no trying to take the silent and quick [...]

This is stupid. This game hardly deserves a review. I played it for about two hours before running out of will. It’s essentially a cheap pharmacy jokebook about penises and boobs. The kind you look at when you’re in the checkout aisle because it’s in the bin next to you, not actually worth the $2 [...]

Since I didn’t get to spend my free time today playing The Pitt, I played Brothers in Arms. Last weekend, I went through Call of Duty: WaW, so it’s been quite the past few days of shooting Nazis, chucking stick grenades and flaming Japanese banzais out of trees. These two games have so much in [...]

A few days ago I wrote my initial review on RE5. At that point, I was about halfway through the game and eager to get the rest played. Well, I’ve gone and done that. Have any of my opinions changed? Did anything evolve and invalidate anything I wrote? Let’s see: NO! In fact, I liked [...]

The Bottom Line (at the top): A fun game with an original idea, unique concept, and piss-you-the-hell-off gameplay. Ahh, MIrror’s Edge. I was so overjoyed to find this game delivered from GameFly today, as I had long wanted to play it since the days of watching the commercials featuring that mysterious, lightning-quick girl named Faith [...]