Goatmoose

I have to admit – I only made it about halfway through this one. Opening with the title screen “Low Budget Productions” is never a good start. First off, that girl on the poster isn’t in it. Nor are there any guns. Already an epic fail. Instead of her, you’re stuck watching this disgustingly awful [...]

Wow, this was a good one. Most of you have probably seen The Transporter films, or at least one of them. Most of you have probably heard of the recent Liam Neeson thriller “Taken.” Well, this French film is from Luc Besson, the writer of The Transporter (and Taken, Bandidas, The Fifth Element, La Femme [...]

This is a great film to start off the awful half of Hopefully You Have Missed, because I’d almost bet a hospital full of newborns that everyone has missed Satanic Yuppies. The film also goes by the name Evil Ambitions, an equally terrible title for a truly powerful piece of Francis Ford Crappola. So there’s [...]

I watch a lot of really terrible movies. Every now and then, I even watch a good one. Being that I find very few movies worth paying theater prices for and owning more than 1,000 DVDs, I rarely watch any movies until weeks, months, years or decades after they release for home audiences. Thus, a [...]