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Moxy Früvous – My Baby Loves A Bunch of Authors

Jeff Saporito — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 13:25:44 +0000

Thursday Nerd Song – MC Chris – Fett’s Vette

Jeff Saporito — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 23:42:14 +0000

I’m one of those nerds who doesn’t really care for Star Wars. Sorry. Regardless, this rap about Boba Fett gets my mental synapses dancing every time. MC Chris is one of nerdcore hiphop’s foremost rappers. He has a voice that sounds like a ten year old leemur and looks entirely different, but sure knows how to flow. Especially about pod races and intergalactic bounty hunting.

Wednesday Nerd Song – 8-Bit Boys – Solid Infiltration

Jeff Saporito — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 22:58:43 +0000

What happens when a gang of nerdcore rappers pretend they are an elite group of special operatives on call from FOXHOUND to assist Solid Snake in the destruction of Metal Gear?

This, obviously.

Tuesday Nerd Song – Lemon Demon – Knife Fight

Jeff Saporito — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 17:20:40 +0000

Neil Cicierega is a silly comedian/musician who is not only a super geeky looking fellow, but makes very nerdy music under the name Lemon Demon. This song is weird on a huge level – intensely catchy, humorous, and with a surprise ending!

Drink this bowl of nerd punch for some great Tuesday tunage.

How are the daily nerd songs treating you thus far? Let me hear your opinions on the selections to date.

Monday Nerd Song – Nursehella – Nursehellamentary

Jeff Saporito — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 16:54:15 +0000

Nursehella is one of the minority female representatives of the nerdcore hiphop scene. This is one of her more rad tunes. It works for me as it mentions Harry Potter, Bubble Bobble, dry humping, Evil Dead and Bill Nye. What could go wrong with that combo?

Friday Nerd Song – Schaffer the Darklord – Nerd Lust

Jeff Saporito — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 13:33:17 +0000

What better way is there to celebrate Friday (aside from Rebecca Black) than listening to a great nerdcore hiphop tune that celebrates the hotness of nerd women? There is none.

Schaffer the Darklord (STD) is another personal favorite of mine within the nerdcore hip-hop community and this track is one of my top jams. Do enjoy. And shake your inhaler, baby.

Tuesday Nerd Song – MC Lars – Hey There Ophelia

Jeff Saporito — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 12:51:58 +0000

There’s nothing quite like a fine musical rendition of nerd culture. With so many humorous, skilled and geeky musicians out there, I’ve decided the world needs presented with a daily dose of musical nerdity for a week or so. To launch, here is one of my favorites – and hands-down the world’s foremost rap about Hamlet.

“Hey There Ophelia” by MC Lars.

MC Lars is coming with MC Chris and a few other awesome fools to Mr. Smalls in Pittsburgh in early September. That would be a cool show to attend, if I had any other real-life friends who appreciated nerdcore, and if I didn’t have a distinct fear of small places filled with strange people of questionable cleanliness.

Rebecca Black’s New Single – “My Moment”

Jeff Saporito — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 15:40:59 +0000

Rebecca Black destroyed the lives of millions with “Friday.” I mean, I play it every Friday morning at work for all to hear, but that’s just because I’m a jerk. I quite enjoy everything about the song and its video because of its immeasurable horrendousness. It’s so bad that I can’t get enough.

And hey, I don’t have a music video. +1 for RB.

A month-ish ago, she starred in Katy Perry’s “TGIF” video, which was actually sort of humorous despite being another terrible song about Friday. Yesterday, Black released her second single, “My Moment.” It is essentially a follow-up to the hatred and flurry of negative feedback she’s received over the past four months. Brandon “Blue” Hamilton and Quinton Tolbert, who have produced for Bieber and Hilary Duff (oh boy!), are behind her new song. I suppose that beats some creepy pedophile in a van who stalks school buses, but that’s debatable.

The song is about her sticking to her dreams, doing what she wants, and making her way into the spotlight. It shows she is working hard, learning what it means to be a performer, and wearing nice dresses. Or whatever. I guess it’s a good message of confidence, if that’s the goal. Especially for a young girl who has been through lots of assault. At least she’s doing what she does, even if it isn’t great.

It’s certainly not a great song – I listened to it about an hour ago and don’t have the slightest memory of what it sounded like – but it’s not bad in the same way “Friday” was bad. Just bad in a generic, forgettable, bubblegum terrible pop way like many songs on the radio. Honestly, if Demi Lovato recorded this song instead and nobody ever heard of Rebecca Black, or if this were Rebecca’s first song without the taint of Friday, it’d be a hit. Instead, it probably won’t be too successful because of who performed it. We shall see.

If nothing else, the video features So You Think You Can Dance alums Kent Boyd, Robert Roldan (returning to the show this season as an all-star), Adechike Torbert, Ashley Galvan and Channing Cooke, and was choreographed by Lauren Gottlieb… who is absolutely rad.

Art Film :Lindsay Lohan For Richard Phillips

Jeff Saporito — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 21:50:15 +0000

You know when little kids go Trick or Treating, and old ladies open the door, look down at them and say “Well, what are YOU supposed to be?”

This is the film equivalent of that.

YouTube – Art Film :Lindsay Lohan For Richard Phillips.

Titanic in 2.5 Minutes – As Told By Leonardo DiCaprio Characters

Jeff Saporito — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 17:34:47 +0000

This video was on the internet nearly two years ago. Then it vanished. Now it makes its triumphant return.

It’s Titanic – edited to 2.5 minutes (an appropriate length for the film), and told by Howard Hughes, William Costigan Jr., Amsterdam Vallon and Arnie Grape. Thank you, Leonardo DiCaprio, for all your fitting quotations.

If nothing else, at least be happy that all instances of “My Heart Will Go On” have been removed. And the old lady’s weird grunt sound was retained, of course. Click below to view.

http://www.facebook.com/v/518767749699