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Dark Sector is one of those titles that a lot of people heard about but didn’t play. At least that’s true for the people I associate with on a daily basis. Many know of it, some even own it, but none have ever played it. Of course, my small group of associates is a perfect [...]

The expansion pack for Left 4 Dead was released today, adding a whole new gameplay mode to the already awesome zombie blaster. Survival mode puts you up against a never-ending stream of every baddie in the game, forcing you to use resources wisely, protect your teammates and survive for as long as you possibly can. [...]

Holy crap, what a title. Both in reference to the game, and the literal title. Last week, XBLA was offering Penny Arcade to Gold members for 50% of its usually jacked $20.00 price. While I’m not a comic reader of any sort, I was aware of Penny Arcade and had read it before with delight. [...]

Sure, Ninja Gaiden II came out like a year ago. Better late than never… This game is a fast-moving, sword-whizzing, crazy piece of neat. Though for real, this “ninja” could take a few lessons from Rikimaru on how to actually operate like a ninja. There’s no stealth, no trying to take the silent and quick [...]

This is stupid. This game hardly deserves a review. I played it for about two hours before running out of will. It’s essentially a cheap pharmacy jokebook about penises and boobs. The kind you look at when you’re in the checkout aisle because it’s in the bin next to you, not actually worth the $2 [...]

The newest way to play Uno is here – Uno Rush! If you love Uno, whether you’ll admit it or not, you’ll love this new XBLA release. It clocks in at the standard 800 MS points. Uno Rush builds upon the standard Uno game we’ve all been playing for decades. Unless you’re a hella fool, [...]

Bethesda announced around 3-4pm yesterday that The Pitt had been fixed and was available again on Xbox Live. Bits of joy and bliss and molecules of super duper happy flowed through my loins, and I proceeded to boot up my white machine with zestful vigor. This is what they suggested to do in order to [...]

Since I didn’t get to spend my free time today playing The Pitt, I played Brothers in Arms. Last weekend, I went through Call of Duty: WaW, so it’s been quite the past few days of shooting Nazis, chucking stick grenades and flaming Japanese banzais out of trees. These two games have so much in [...]

To anyone who can hear me, my name is Wehrner. I come from a settlement to the north. I have information of great value to anyone willing to help me free my people. Please, help us. This message repeats… Maybe having lived my entire life in Pittsburgh has given me a bias, but I’ve been [...]

A few days ago I wrote my initial review on RE5. At that point, I was about halfway through the game and eager to get the rest played. Well, I’ve gone and done that. Have any of my opinions changed? Did anything evolve and invalidate anything I wrote? Let’s see: NO! In fact, I liked [...]

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